Ahh, so we've got it. MtheGM is the real Sam Callow. He's the one who's been bootlegging all these wonderful old recordings, and dubbing on tasteless banjo accompaniment. He's probably done it to boost his pointless, overblown and totally irrelevant ego.

If anyone thinks I have maliciously maligned MtheGM, and wants to know what further proof I can offer, he is the only person on the planet who plays that badly.

Good job you didn't try and sing along on any of them.