Life is short and eternity long,
Life ain't no fun if you handle it with tongs,
Ya gotta jump in, get some dirt on your hands,
So to hell with the ferrets, git yerself a man!

Besides, if you re-read my first post here you'll notice my coments about ferrets being weasels. If you choose the right man you can have both!

Unfortunately I can't help you on being both but maybe some of the others here... *BG*