Knock off Joe and you get the Speaker of the House. We've had enough Presidential boners, going all the way back to whichever one kept his mistress/mister in the White House -- and it was a LOT earlier than Clinton.

Besides, I know from reading the newspapers as I wait for grocery checkout that Osama bin Laden isn't dead but living in a love nest with Saddam Hussein in a love nest in New Jersey, that some unnamed actresses have had their botox injection fail and their faces have melted, that because Michelle doesn't walk next to Barack they're on the verge of a divorce, and that he is actually in the control of the NSA.

SHEEEEE-it.