Or try these, gentlemen.....,b>If you see a toilet paper spindle empty, do you
a) refill it
b)panic and use the other bathroom for a few days
c) a what? The love of your life has had a tough day, do you
a) cook her dinner and rub her feet
b) offer to take her out to dinner
c)my cars had a tough day?
You decide to buy your lady a present, do you choose
a) flowers and chocolates
b) something pretty and shiny from the jewellers?
c) a new lawn mower
Answers on the back of a five pound note to Morticia please, those with the correct answers will have their names forwarded to Carol.C, other submissions forwarded to Germaine Greer or the NYCFTTS as appropriate.