I am calling down the Eldritch Ones to come and give you good fortune.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'....

Oh, wait. That's the wrong one.

Look, if Cthulu shows up just tell him that he is needed in Sandy Ego. Amos? You might want to take a little trip if Cthulu drops around your neck of the woods. Or just mention that he's needed in R'Iyeh.