I need to have a plate with a stripe on it, the food has to be directly in the center, and my napkin must be folded in the shape of a swan, and... oh right, "no demands".

Never mind.

I started out fine, and now have a small headache, although I'm pretty sure this one's related to doing beadwork. You know when it's time to take a break? when you make your third mistake, have to undo it and manage to make new and creative (I know I couldn't do that on purpose) knots in the thread, unstring the needle and then, because your head hurts and your eyeballs are screaming obscenities backwards into your brain, can't get the f*ing thread back through the f*ing needle.

I know I made mistakes in the beginning. I can un-do them or just leave them, because I'm starting to wonder what would happen if I made the thing 3-d. Shoot me now.