>>Fred Jordan Competition winner was Bethany (Beth) Aveyard ~ 20yo from Morley, Leeds who sang Morley Main disaster after being presented with a Graham Ibbeson sculptured trophy of Fred Jordan in bronze resin and her prize money

I hope that isn't a typo and the song isn't a personal attack on one of the contributors to this thread.

Perhaps you could take up singing blues songs, David, and you could call yourself MoorleyMain? It has a good ole deep south blues sort of twang to it.

I woke up this morning
Dubious assertions going round my thread
I woke up this morning
Dubious assertions going round my thread
I'm a Moorley man
With a hundred great songs in my head etc

Might try it at Whitby.