one more of the perils of being famous and rich. Legal blackmail.

If only I had something on Eric Idle (nudge nudge, wink,wink) but the worst he did at school was to be one of the smokers' club (strictly verboten) and brew elderberry wine (ditto). But as he was much older than me, maybe I didn't get to hear all the gossip. Apart from the day he left when the school did not cover themselves in glory, which is why he never mentions the place, and I don't in sympathy.