Yo MOM! Member when Amos n his cuz come ta visit last summer? Member I spent a week cleanin the dump up? Even vacuumed and mopped n stuff? I just vacuumed the whole upstairs an it's only been just over a year! Well, not under my bed cause a all a that shit I stuffed against the wall by the bed so's Amos and his cuz could sit down while they were here. No, no, I didn't do under the empties. I gotta take em to the recyclers… no sense in movin em twice eh? No, no, I didn't do behind the office desk on acoounta… nevermind… ya ain't comin ta visit anyway.

Just ain't no pleasin some women.