The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3653567
Posted By: gnu
24-Aug-14 - 02:09 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Liptons to Red Rose? Oh Saints be still in yer graves! Red Rose is lucky Saint Kermit, The Patron Saint of Tea Drinkers, hasn't been able to get a Special Smite Chit from Dog. To quote Saint Kermit... "Pffftt! You call that shit tea? You got the fuckin nerve to serve me that fuckin dishwater shit? Get yer ass back in the kitchen and fire up some King Cole Orange Pekoe RFN! Red fuckin Rose? Next thing, you'll serve me that shit made by the Tetley Elves. And elves ain't even real. Seriously, if you pull that crap on me, I will go evil archangel on yer ass and I'll see you in hell."