Right then. So, it should go like this...

Carol C.,
I grew up in the forests on the shores of the mighty rivers of British Columbia, and I must say that I find your transcription of the provincial song innaccurate. The way we sang it, dare I say, lived it, went something like this: (Take it Away Eric the Orchestra Leader!):

I chop down trees,
I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear Papa...

Yrs,
Mrs. Conclusion