" Are you reading my posts or not? I agonise over different ways to wind you up, so need to know if my endeavours bear fruit."

I suspect that he is reading your posts, Musket. But I've realised that he has this little tactic which he uses all the time. He posts a load of tosh and then when challenged he shuts up and keeps his head down. Then, when everyone has had time to forget that particular exchange, he posts another load of tosh. So shifty and dishonest these fundamentalists!