Act I, Scene I

Hark. WTF is that?

Tis I, gnu, come to tell you of my hots for Julie.

Closer then, and tell me of your designs and desires.

I dunno. A drive-in movie er somethin.

Nay. I know the intentions of such a tryst.

'Kay. Whaddabout goin fer a walk up ta Horton's fer a coffee?

Decaf? You'll have her home by ten and bring Timbits?

Sure.

Julie! gnu's here.