That red headed girl? Why should I pull her pigtails when she offers to pull my plonker behind the bike sheds? Her name was (hopefully still is) Nicky. She did have pigtails, was a redhead and I lost my cherry to her. The force is strong in you, young Skydreamer.

You'll have to help me out here. What's a grade school?

In reply to your withering subsequent post. pete is the one being dismissive, disrespectful and insulting. I, as ever, respond merely in kind.

You speak of religious opinion as if it has any relevance in this thread, and put forward the idea that all opinions are equal. Not when they dismiss reality in a desperate attempt to make fairy stories look real, they aren't.   I love Tolkien's fairy stories myself but I don't try altering geography to fit Middle Earth into the equation....