Ok try again. Lord Musket of the tap room.

Will that do you?

Any references to reality were purely accidental. Insisting on The in your title is somewhat pretentious for that matter.

We booked a caller for a ceilidh last year for a family do. The band was a scratch band of mates but we needed a caller. Her card gave her title as (her name) M.E.F.D.S.S.

Wonderful.

To be fair, she was rather good, but unnerved the band by stating the tempo she needed by number.....