"...fry bacon in the nude."

arrgghh... had almost forgotten that!

Well, not nude, just no shirt. Leaned against a doorway next to stove where wife was frying bacon. It got me in the armpit! Tender for 2-3 days.

Ok...

"Never let go of what you have hold of till you have hold of something else."
    -1st law of wing-walking, adapted to employment