Their bottoms are not their most intimate jewel. It's Akenaton who has the fascination with what people use their bottoms for.

Listen, all male guitarists went through the pain of reading The Bert Weedon Play with Yourself in a Day book because we thought it might increase our chances of getting laid.

When did a fit lass at a gig last ask if the drummer had a girlfriend eh? Rhetorical question anyway.

Rockin' with short & curly leads..