Look on the bright side. The 0.0001% of like minded Scottish idiots that Akenaton speaks up for will be their problem not ours if enough gullible fools believe The SNP. It might be worth it just to see what happens when SNP don't need to appeal to bigots to get power any more l. I wouldn't bother buying a leather card holder for your membership card if I were you Alex... Salmond is about as liberal as you can get.

The rest of us are far more interested in the real occasion of this month. The launch of the new iPhone. Hopefully an iWatch too if we are lucky. Something for Santa to put in my stocking.