Dick, you mention Kiveton.

Back in the days of it being at The Lord Conyers, I once got a right mouthful off Ernie Sissons for singing a Monty Python comedy song. "This is a traditional club!" he said.

Next time, I sang a song I wrote and told some bollocks about it being collected in Scotland by a librarian from Wombwell etc etc. Wellsie told me I'd never go to heaven...

Happy days.