Spaghetti Monster? I'm more of a Linguine Demon myself, though since buying our Gefu Spiralfix Spiral Cutter all of our noodles are now 100% vegetable - mostly courgette, but carrot is good too. Consequently my pasta faith is wavering rather.

I must tell you, we ordered our first one from Selfridges and when it arrived it was a £200 Vivienne Westwood shirt. In my size? I think not! But since replacing proper noodles with vegetable ones, I'm getting there.