Big Thanksgiving Day turkey dinner. After a slight delay, Mom calls out that everything is ready and tells people to gather around the table. Friends and relatives assemble around the table and sit down all prepared for the feast. Huge roast turkey sits on a platter in front of Dad as he prepares to carve. Everybody is salivating in anticipation.

Then the kid pipes up:   "Gee, Mom, the turkey looks great! Nobody'd ever know you dropped it on the kitchen floor!"

Don Firth