Lighter, I once worked for a boss who used your tactic, abstract to a n (in)effable degree of abstraction and then redefine in his terms. It's dishonest, discreditable and disrespectful. The theme of the meme is GUN abuse, so stop trying to prove a case you've fairly conclusively lost by changing the subject.

And if you must go back to that text, there is nothing in common in terms of proclivity to violence when you have to include combing one's hair in an aggressive manner as reportable violence (UK) to achieve your case.