Some people ask Jehovas Witnesses what their individual number is. Others ask them that if their God wanted them to follow him, he would get in touch direct rather than send door to door sales staff.

Nothing beats shouting Fuck Off! loud enough for the neighbours to hear and slamming the door, especially as some try to keep their hands in the way. (Considering our cottage stands on its own, it helps to have a big mouth with which to let the neighbours know. I think of it as community service.)

What is interesting is that I have never seen a door to door God botherer think that a sign saying no hawkers or unsolicited callers applies to them.