"Can you really not see, that something from nothing via no one falls neatly into that description !?"

No, because it's an hypothesis based on an analogy. Now where's the evidence to support your hypothesis, pete? All of the evidence, so far, suggests (something like) expansion of a point source of infinite density at some point in the distant past. On the other hand, there's absolutely no evidence for a big beardy bloke in the sky creating everything. Just because you can't imagine something, doesn't make it wrong and scientific conclusions are drawn from evidence - not belief or faith (i.e. the fervent and unquestioning belief in something invisible for which there's no evidence).