I used to read your reviews. You never got to comment on anything of mine (Colin Irwin raved over a band I was in and liked a couple of my songs) but we never rose to the giddy heights of MGM scrutiny.

If your condemnation of sheer genius is based on an off the cuff poke at royalty, what price your dream about them killing Di?

Milligan, whether you got his humour and humanity or not, was an important piece in the jigsaw of entertainment. I just thought you lowered yourself by your frivolous comment, that's all.