Last one in this whack-a-mole was me.

Oh, what the heck

Martha Washington's Recipe for Apple Pie
Ingredients
1 firearm
200 bullets
1 idiot
100 victims
Method
Mix and wait.

After all, what can be more American?

And yes, I am being rather offensive, because these defenders of the indefensible are indistinguishable from any other members of the candidates for the Den Haag Prize for Crimes Against Humanity, such as Islamic Fundamentalists, the Roman Catholic Church, the SchutzStaffel and America's own home-brewed Militias.
After all, you have an entire community in Pennsylvania under lock-down last week after some militia member turned Rambo using the weapons you defend, didn't you?