Some of you may know this Guiness Tribute, but for the few who don't: Some Guiness was spilt on the barroom floor when the pub was shut for the night. Wen out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse and sat in the pale moonlight. He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor then back on his haunches he sat, And all night long you could hear him roar, "Bring on the GodDamned cat." Slainte Maithe