I read your post to pussicat Cleo, Ian; and told her you would appreciate it if she said "woof-woof".

But alas, she uncooperatively insisted on replying "miauow".

So I fed her on some rice·pudding off which I had demolished the skin.

POEM

Sorry, my old matey

But you're demolished

You think you're not

But you are


☺〠☺~M~☺〠☺