How different to think the course of folk music history might have been
if John England had been on the cider all day,
and had nipped off behind a wall for a piss,
then fallen into a deep slumber in the nearest comfy looking clump of grass.....

Meanwhile Cecil Sharp, sat in the vicarage garden, carried on with his crossword blissfully unaware.........

"hmmmmm.. 4 letter word, first is 'F'.. last is 'K'.....?????"