The girl of my dreams has dyed her hair
A fiery shade of red.
She drinks, she smokes, and she tells dirty jokes,
and she spends half her life in bed.
The blue of her hair and the red of her eyes
is a blend of the western skies,
But the girl of my dreams
Is a nicotine fiend,
And the sweetheart of ten other guys.

version taught to me at the knee of my father, an alumni of Georgia Tech and veteran of the panty raids on Agnes Scott College.