Spleen cringe - how about this chap?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2721716/Mock-battles-tribal-clothing-pig-feast-Inside-celebrations-traditions-one-world-s-decorative-Papua-tribes.html#i-d89b95c307cee62

[I couldn't do a clicky because the link-maker hasn't got a big enough space to put in the whole url for the one picture out of a long article. You can copy and paste it into the search box at the top of the screen.]