Dog-gone it, if I lived near your turf, I'd take the pieces and put it back together for you. Believe me, it CAN be done. I've repaired instruments that were mostly splinters. It's a bit time consuming, but definitely possible. Remember that Randy Wood put Bill Monroe's priceless F-5 Mandolin back together again after it had been destroyed by a vandal who used a fire-iron on it.You might take it to an instrument repair-person. Granted, that seems a weird approach, but they've dealt with tiny pieces before. Good luck.
Rick