a very close sibling if not a twin of the kind of jokes we used to tell as kids. But since I have 2 hours waiting for the boiler serviceman - here goes

Bra for older women
Upper Decker flopper stopper and many more that would invoke the PC police that I didn't wish to open the door of.........

&
the pitch of a cooking utensil when struck with a snot rag.
Hanky Pankey

I'll get my folded waterproof coat
Pacca Mac .....................