Whoa betide any poor bugger who just goes for the fun and entertainment. We can't have the committee proposing a vote of censure on people who go to see their mates, can we?

I apologise on behalf of thousands of people who over the years have misinterpreted the rules of Jim's hobby and thought it was entertainment. If only Jim had sent us all a set of standing orders and memorandum and articles of association, then we wouldn't be so confused over the rules.

No bloody wonder the folk revival taking place under our noses is happening everywhere other than in folk clubs.