1. Mr. Offer's 5-strings after he's been sunning himself on the beach for a week:


2. Malady experienced by someone who is allergic to ubiquitous 6- or 12-stringed folk instrument:

3. Ordinary lager preferred by Rudolf:

4. Saucy lass from Paris:

5. Point on a mountain above which cougars do not go because of lack of vegetation:


(Answers supplied later if no one guesses the intended one or a better one)

Genie