No idea about the Welsh. I used to have a girlfriend in Dollgellu and it was a bugger driving to see her... Regarding becoming a honorary Welshman, I couldn't get my head between the bars of the gate. (Look it up if you don't know it, or pay good money when I am rarely asked to appear in a concert.)

As a kid, I was taught how to take a rabbit's jacket off, gut and bone it. Only last week, we had rabbit and leek pie. The rabbit was off a field at the back of the garden and we pay a bloke to keep the rabbits down, and the leek was from said garden.

It wasnt white though. Fluffy rabbits don't have the taste of a wild coney.