Forking hell - mind you, I used to know the chief costumier for the Monnaie in Brussels, you couldn't even get into her house - a four-foot hallway less three feet of fabric shelves...and the rest of the house was the same. Now Nessa wot does the mediaeval costumes...the only person I know who keeps a pole-axe by the front door, but she did live in Burkenhaire...