Something a little less risque, perhaps?

It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountancy,
To find, explore the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy.

It can be manly in insurance.
We'll up your premium semi-annually.
It's all tax-deductible.
We're fairly incorruptible.
We're sailing on the wide accountancy...

Little Hawk, flattop's not in a snit. He's just having a hard time working up the courage to come out of the closet with his harmonica playing. He's even got a little holder so he can play the harmonica and his guitar at the same time.

Have some compassion for him. This is a tough decision he's facing, and he needs our help and support.