Driving in Sidmouth is easy. Try not to knock over the man walking in front of the locals' cars waving red flags though. It only upsets them and lynch mobs aren't frowned upon down those parts.

A bloke from Sidmouth was driving up the A303 to see his daughter. She heard on the traffic news of a problem because someone was driving the wrong way up the dual carriageway. She rang her Dad in the car to warn him. "A car, you say? Not just one, there seems to be hundreds of the buggers!"