Fucking hell, 51% of our village tried to get in the church last Sunday! Thanks for the heads up Keith! More room at the bar for the rest of us. Still, it would make s change from the 20 or so out of 9,000 or so that really turn up. Mrs Musket said the other week that with some visitors ringing, there were more people in the ringing chamber than the pews that week.

Do you really think the majority of people in The UK are insecure and believe in fairies?

Poor deluded sod. Not even The Archbishop of Canterbury is that delusional.

Considering we have state education and a high educational attainment, added to the fact there is no such thing as God, do you really think the majority are as thick as you?