Male Snowman
(tune: White Christmas)

I'm dreaming of a male snowman
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the eyes are rocks
And no-one mocks
His gender or his carrot nose

I'm dreaming of a male snowman
With every snowwoman I hail
May your snow be frosty and pale
And may all your snowwomen be male

©2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved.

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It was Dumb
(tune: Titanic)

Well, I built a big ol' snowman
Outside one winter's day
When this doctor came
And melted it away
She said, in a voice so sweet,
that snowmen are obsolete
It was dumb when the doctor knocked him down

Chorus:
Oh it was dumb
Oh it was dumb
And I wonder just where she got her grants?
(from the bottom of the...)
"Snowmen are wrong, let snow-women wear the pants"
It was dumb when the doctor knocked him down

Now it didn't have a penis
It hadn't any balls
It didn't scratch its crotch
Or whistle out wolf-calls
It was just a lump of snow
With coal eyes and carrot nose
It was dumb...

Well if you look at a snowman
And think that it is male
I can't help but ask
Just why your wit's so frail?
If there's anything gender-free
Snowmen sure seem so to me
It was dumb....

©2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved.