I reckon they charge that in the Costa in the Tesco in Scunthorpe.

Obviously, sunny Scunny is far more posh than Darrnn sarrfff... When your Tesco has a Costa, you are obviously moving up market.

Likewise, when you listen to Ed Sheeran and Seth Lakeman rather than some boring twat using his guitar to tell us his Utopian workers' paradise dreams, you are already up market, what?