I `ad that Sublime Ashtray in my cab the other day. I picked `im up from the Ryanair terminal where `ed been dodging around on `is laptop doing that Mudcat to pass the time.
`e said,"Top of the Morning, Jim. `ere, when you lot are doing the clubs what do you think about the etiquette in `em?"
I said, "Etiquette, etiquette!! I thought that was something we did at the dining table?"
`e said, "Nah, say frinstance someone sings one of your songs?"
I said, "Oh, I see what you mean. We just charge `em a tenner a verse. Nice little earner!!"


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