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Thread #143408   Message #3680063
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
26-Nov-14 - 01:38 AM
Thread Name: BS: Is chongo Dead?
Subject: RE: BS: Is chongo Dead?
No, Ed, I was born in West Africa...but under the American flag, see? My saintly momma (bless her memory) delivered me on the grounds of a USA tradin' compound over which the Stars and Stripes was boldly flyin', thereby makin' me a citizen of the USA right from my first breath. You can find all this out by readin' the APP campaign literature. That's American Primate Party, the first party givin' full equality to apes, monkeys, humans, and lemurs. (We added in lemurs coz it would have been specist to exclude 'em.) Anyone who is a true progressive WILL vote APP. Only a specist would not, and you don't want people thinkin' you're a specist, coz that is about the worst thing you CAN be, see? It's like a racist, only even worse!!! Remember this when you vote in 2016.