Apologies for the blank post above. Training up a new secretarial elf, and they haven't got used to the system yet. I guess I know who will be mucking out the reindeer stables after the Boss Man's big night. Still, if you want something doing, do it yourself. :-)

Thank you for that. I shall inform the cats of your preferences.

As to wearing the cats out, the supreme technological array here at Boss Man Base ensures that they get plenty of naps (usually around 16 hours sleep to 8 hours work).

Well, I say 8 hours work... Analysing the GPS data tells me that most of the "work" periods are spent in strangely warm situations, while the "nap" periods... are also spent in warm situations.

*looks at other elves* Do these cats actually DO any work?! No? Hmmm...

Might need further monitoring. I'll keep you posted.

Your Best Elf.