I'm not faulting you for responding with humo(u)r, Rick. Well done, I say. I'm faulting the filthy little coward that shot John Howard -- I mean tried to shoot Rick Fielding. What a stupid thing to say, "Rick Fielding is not God." (Like anybody with a modicum of sense ever thought you were.) And hence a stupid reason to start a thread. And hence, a stupid thread. Best thing we could do with this thread, since it will not die, is turn it into a ....

LIMERICKS THREAD!

And since it was my idea, I'll get the ball rolling.

There was a young mouse, scarcely "mod",
Who found it exceedingly odd
That some dick-head
Would start a new thread
Just to say Rick Fielding ain't God.

So there.

Alex