Po- faced, moi? It's a shame all you mutt-lovers aren't forced to carry a po round with you for your pooches to shit into instead of all over the grass. One bloke recently couldn't understand that yes, there is something wrong with his allowing his animal to piss all over my car wheel right under my nose. Owning a dog is a privilege, and with privilege comes responsibility. Most dog-owners round here can't control their dogs at all when they're off their leads and some of them not even when they're on leads. The dog of a mate of mine is so exuberant that you can hardly tell whether my mate's walking a dog or flying a kite. And most dog-owners round here do pick up the shite, but only when someone's looking.


There should be a bloody law, I tell you...