Dear Lord:

Thank you for allowing me to live in a country where I can buy guns if I can pass the background check. And to have the money to do that.

Of course, Lord, I don't need any more guns. I can't shoot more than two at any one time, and ammo costs so much know that I can't afford that either. Besides, I don't do anything much besides shoot targets these days -- you know, Lord, like the British Olympic shooting teams do.