Then there's Pizza Cottage in Barnard Castle. Driving home late from Tyneside to LSA Lancs we'd order one from West Aukland around 11.45 so it would be ready to pick up 'round midnight, then just about ready to eat upon arriving in Kirkby Stephen half an hour later where we'd picnic in the car listening to Bob Harris (although I remember once it was the other Bob with his Theme Time Radio Hour) whilst watching the Lish Young Buy-a-Brooms cavorting around the market place.

We try and eat more sensibly these days...