Of course it will be unauthorized! There ain't no livin' being anywheres that would be willin' to authorize it. I can just see the critics' admirin' remarks on the dust cover...

"This book starts out very poorly, but it rapidly gets worse..."

"...an inside look at a life not worth looking at in the first place..."

"Enough lies to fill up an entire lie-brary."

"Creep tells all."